Have you ever built a politically motivated snowman?
Do you have a severe allergy to hippogriffs?
Do you have a severe allergy to guinea pigs?
When was the last time you saw a dinosaur?
I can’t remember and would not want to be misquoted on this matter therefore abstain from answering.
When was the last time a college fellow and professor in English greeted you with the term ‘wotcha’?
What is your most unfortunate experience with Dr Pepper?
Decanting it from a 2l bottle into a 500ml bottle only to subsequently open the 500ml bottle and have it explode all over my face and clothes. And my parents’ car.
Have you ever drank a can of Pepsi Max, finished it, decided you wanted more Pepsi Max and decided to use the empty can as a receptacle from which to drink the Pepsi Max and subsequently poured it from a 2l bottle into the can in lieu of a cup to save on washing up?
Who is your current least favourite musicologist?
It is a toss up between Joseph Kerman and Charles Rosen.
When was the last time you did a google search to see if an ethnomusicologist whose work you were reading was single and a suitable age for you to marry?
A couple of hours ago.
How much does it irritate you that google chrome recognises ‘ethnologist’ and ‘musicologist’ as correct words but not ‘ethnomusicologist’?
THIS MUCH. (#googleusostoopidurwaybehindacademia)
What was your most disappointing twitter moment?
Trying to make the world’s longest hashtag then realising that the world’s longest twitter hashtag would only be 140 characters long. Nevertheless I technically still qualify, having made a 140 character long hashtag, right?
Should you currently be going over lecture notes and trying to summarise Janet M Levy’s argument in bullet points?
Will you be doing this again?
Probably, it was fun.